Long time no see...

and a fun Google search from Miss Sadira of Foolsewoode!

So the whole leave my letterpress post at the top of the blog did absolutely nothing to help me find a printer in Northern Arizona. But, never fear....Sadie and Megan are coming to my rescue and hopefully after all the excitement of the holiday weekend dies down, I'll have more to report on the letterpress front. Until then, I am participating in this little game....

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You KNOW you wanna do it too! Come on...all the cool kids posted about it in their blogs.

Here's the deal....
1: Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search:
Dina needs a husband right away
(Mission accomplished. haha! Some in my circle might consider this my own personal motto. Ouch!)

2: Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search:
Dina looks like an animal responding to a strange noise
(Ohhhh reallllllyyyyy?!?! Maybe this is how I attracted said husband. winkwinknudgenudge)

3: Type in “[your name] does” in Google search:
Dina does not come across as very likable
(Well that's just plain mean.)

4: Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search:
Dina hates being filmed
(Actually I am pretty camera shy. I can never figure out what to say and I'm quite clumsy. Even as a child, I usually wound up looking like a big dork in all our family home movies)

5: Type in “[your name] goes to” in Google search:
Dina goes to the police with her wild ideas and the police chief, aware of her mental instability, takes her story with numerous grains of salt.
(I don't even know what to say about this!)

7. Type in “[your name] eats” in Google search:
Dina eats an apple.
(Actually I have been on an apple kick lately, so this is spot on.)

8: Type in “[your name] has” in Google search:
Dina has nice tetas
(Thank you. I think.)

9: Type in “[your name] died” in Google Search:
Dina died of severe head injuries.
(ohpleaseohpleaseohplease say this will not be true! I always envisioned myself dying in my sleep, or drowning, which I suppose is really no less horrible.)

10: Type in “[your name] will” in Google search:
Dina will be headlining a "Divas" weekend at Butlins
(Have your people call my people. Make it happen.)