Balls.

Niko and I share some of our most meaningful conversations over his morning bath. Here's a recent snippet...

N: Mom? Guess what?

Me: What's that Bear?

N: Did you know that all boys have balls?

Me: Reeaaallllllly? They do?

N: Yes. They do. (dramatic pause) 2 of them actually.

Me: And just where do they keep these balls?

N: In their heads silly! They're eye-ballllllllssssss! (oodles of giggling because he KNOWS he's just "got" me)

Me: You're right Bear! Eyeballs! Why didn't I think of that?!

The end.